today I'm going to tackle the inside the house spiderwebs . these webs are the pesky little filaments that connect the computer desk to the elmer's glue to the shoebox of treasures to the bucket of paintbrushes to the artificial peony to the vintage paper mache rabbit across endless space to the the hummingbird dangling at the end of the chain of the hunter fan. i cannot find the beginning, nor the end of this tiny dust-covered filament, nor can i find miss webber the spider that will be as small as a pin head, but who comes nightly to embrace my house with her webs.
i can dust the webs or vacuum the webs, all effort being effortless because those two methods are only temporary. therefore i must take more drastic steps, i must get some brain fruit. brainfruit that looks like lime green wavy grey matter the size of grapefruit. brainfruit, also know as hedge apple or osage orange is known to the old wive's talers as the only cure for miss webber's webs. wish me luck as i fight the invisible.